Everyone Hail the Pumpkin Song

Halloween.

Expectations every year:






Reality every year:



I love Halloween. I really do. I mean, come on...one of my favorite authors is Poe.

But usually, my expectations of Halloween never meet what really happens. I expect to have an awesome time, with awesome people, eating awesome food, wearing awesome costumes.

THAT never happens.

Usually I end up going to a lame party, or sitting at home doing nothing.

LAME.

Not this year.

The two reasons?


I live with these crazies.


AND



I'm making a Tanooki suit for my costume. Yeah.

It's gonna be a good year.