The Office.
Everyone loves it now.
And I hate to be THAT person, but I totally loved it before everyone jumped on board.
When I was in Jr. High and high school, I was pretty much known for my unhealthy obsession with The Office. I had an equally unhealthy (if not more so) crush on John Krasinski. Before Jim and Pam became Jim and Pam, I would spend so many hours watching fan-made YouTube videos about them. I could quote any episode, and peg a quote no matter how obscure it was. I would TiVo a late night talk show anytime there was even the slightest mention of the show or any of it's cast members. It seriously occupied my thoughts for the majority of every day.
Now that I've told you a slightly embarrassing part of my past...
Luckily I'm not like that anymore. It probably wasn't the best thing for me to be doing.
And even though I'm not the faithful watcher of The Office that I once was, it's still my answer when I'm asked, "What's your favorite TV show?" It holds a special place in my heart.
And I still have an unhealthy crush on JKras. :)
For your reading pleasure, here are some of my favorite Office quotes:
"It happened on company property WITH company property, so we're fine." -Michael
"I don't think you know what double jeopardy means." -Ryan
"Sorry...what IS 'we're fine'?" -Michael
"Yeah, I went hunting once. I shot a deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel...took about an hour. Why do you ask?"-Dwight Schrute
"I've been Michael's number two guy for about five years. He's like Mozart and I'm like...Mozart's...friend. No! I'm like Butch Cassidy and Michael...is like Mozart. You mess with Mozart, you're going to get a bullet in the head, courtesy of Butch Cassidy!" -Dwight Schrute
"I suggested we flip a coin, but Angela said she doesn't like to gamble. Of course by saying that, she was gambling that I wouldn't smack her." -Pam Beesley (Halpert)
"I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War II veteran. He killed 20 men and then spent of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battle obesity and blood pressure all his life...different kind of fight." -Dwight Schrute
"Andy Bernard does not lose contests, he WINS them...or quits them because they're unfair." -Andy Bernard
"I wish I could help, but I can't. Well, I can...but won't. Should--but shorn't." -Michael Scott
"C'mon, Michael." -Kevin Malone
"What part of 'shorn't' don't you understand, Kevin?" -Michael Scott



